Mission Statement

"Minnesota sports from guys just old enough to know they should know better."

We want to bring to every article the spirit, passion, exuberance, and occasional prescient insight of a group of friends watching a game together and getting way too invested in even the most mundane regular season contests.

We come up with our best material when surrounded by and bouncing ideas and one-liners off those who know us best. It is that atmosphere of people playing off each other and creating extended interesting conversation that we hope to capture.

An emporium is an important center of trade, and we want this website to be a marketplace of ideas being bantered and bartered about, a bazaar for the browbeaten devotees of the Minnesota sports scene.