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| Genevieve Ross/ Associated Press |
Sundays
are back, baby! Woo! Our Minnesota Vikings kicked off the 2012 NFL
regular season against the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. It’s
not often that the opening game of the season is a must win, but in this
case, it was a must win. The Jags are a much worse team than us on
paper, but they haven’t played games on paper since the infamous 1966
Paper Bowl, captured by the Kansas City Chiefs. If the Vikes were to
make any progress this year after a disastrous 2011 campaign, they had
to start with a win against the Jags. Week 1 also represented the
potential return (resurrection?) of Purple Jesus himself, Adrian
Peterson. His recovery after tearing everything in his knee last
December has been nothing short of, well, miraculous. Would his
ascension to the end zone be complete? Would he return to lead the
Vikings to football heaven? Find out the answers to these questions, as
well as more blasphemy, after the jump.

